Don’t you think $20 per bar is a little steep?

Not really.

Should the bars be bigger than they are?

No. They are the right size.

What does schmucks chocolate mean?

Do you ask a lot of stupid questions? You are probably a schmuck.

How quality are your ingredients?

They are truly premium ingredients. We use maple sugar as our sweetener which imparts subtle caramel and vanilla notes. It also has a glycemic index ~50% lower than corn syrup - YUK!

Why am i not having fun?

Have you tried purchasing more SchMucks Chocolate yet?