SchMucks Chocolate
~ est. New Jersey ~

SchMucks Chocolate

Small Batch Bean-to-Bar Chocolate.Crafted in New Jersey.Approved by one self-aware squirrel.

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How Murl Became Self-Aware

Somewhere between the roasting drum and the tempering slab, a squirrel figured out he was a cartoon. It has been an interesting time for everyone since. Read the chapter that started the whole racket.

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How Murl Became Self-Aware — page one of the storybook
our chocolate

The Bars

Small batch. Real ingredients. Collectible fun.

Halloween Series — Brown butter orange-zested cookie crumbleHalloween 2026

Halloween Series

Brown butter orange-zested cookie crumble

$11.00

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Independence 250 Series — Revolutionary Series — collectible card-bar.

Independence 250 Series

Revolutionary Series — collectible card-bar.

$11.00

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Baseball Series 1 — Limited edition milk chocolate with collectible cards
Limited

Baseball Series 1

Limited edition milk chocolate with collectible cards

$11.00

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Holiday Gelt Bars — Gold foil wrapped with collectible card inserts
Seasonal

Holiday Gelt Bars

Gold foil wrapped with collectible card inserts

$11.00

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50/50 Breakfast Bar — Cacao meets single-origin coffee

50/50 Breakfast Bar

Cacao meets single-origin coffee

$11.00

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1st Batch — 58% — Puerto Rican nibs with banana flavor notes
Sold Out

1st Batch — 58%

Puerto Rican nibs with banana flavor notes

$11.00

sold out
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