Schmucks Chocolate™ - better ingredients and more fun.

You will agree that most chocolate you will be given/ consume during the holidays hardly qualifies as chocolate🤮.

Young Jewish children are given bags of gelt by relatives that supposedly love them. Sad.

The new CDC website states that during the month of December, every 20 minutes a child gets fat from too much corn syrup in their overly processed chocolate.

Schmucks Holiday Gelt Bars are 57% dark chocolate with 3 simple ingredients - cacao nib, cacao butter, and maple sugar. Some bars are sprinkled with Maldon Sea Salt .

Schmucks Holiday Gelt Bars are wrapped in gold and have card inserts giving you the chance to win 3D printed swag or more Schmucks Chocolate™.

If you don’t want to give your Schmucks Holiday Gelt away, nobody here is judging.

Eat more Schmucks Chocolate™ and have more fun. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.

Happy holidays you filthy animals.